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愚人笑话|Your Grandfather 你爷爷

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A well dressed young man demanded as soon as he entered the restaurant:

Serve me, quick! Give me your best. I don't care the price.

Not like the way he talked, the waiter said to him: Hey Buddy1, it doesn't matter you have a lot of money. You are still son of somebody, and grandson of somebody else.

The young man raged: Dare you! Tell me, who wants me to be his grandson?

The waiter replied with ease: Nobody. Just your grandfather.

一位衣冠楚楚的年青人一进餐馆就大声嚷嚷:

喂,有哪些好菜尽管端上来,钱多少我不在乎。

员工听了非常不是滋味:哥儿们,钱多顶个屁,你不照样得做其他人的儿子,就是有人要你做孙子你也不敢不做!

年青人勃然大怒:哪个敢占老子的实惠?你说,是哪个不要命了,胆敢要老子做他的孙子?

员工慢条斯理地答道:你爷爷!


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